meladoodle:

*takes a photo of just me by myself* squad goals

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driflloon:

mood: those people who were playing the instruments while the titanic was sinking

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realisenothing:

Self care is so important: I masturbate four times a day

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a-little-pink-angel:

*fixes the fur around my teddy bears eyes because he looks mad*

(via crmov)

rad-king:

rad-king:

“Did you study for the test?”

*In the middle of the test*

(via bastille)

cynical-jerks-r-us:

“Bite me, asshole” = grammatically correct and scathing

“Bite me asshole” = kinky pirate

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