oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

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hotclog:

is ugly an emotion bc im feeling it

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cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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  • Trackname:

    Doin' Alright
  • Artist:

    Queen
  • Album:

    At the Beeb

alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

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cute-lil-kaiju:

If you’re dating a fat girl and you feel like you have to keep her a secret because her weight is embarrassing, go ahead and break up with her

She deserves way better than you

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i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

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to my followers…

v0dkathoughts:

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this could be us but you playin

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